Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do bees buzz?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?