How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?