Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a table you can eat?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
When should you start writing a book?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?