What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?