Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?