Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?