Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What game do mice love to play?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What utensil does water use to eat?