What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do actors go to pray?