Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?