What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?