What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How does dinner smell?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do fish live in salt water?