Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What game do cows play at parties?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the politest month?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What does Santa call Christmastime?