Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which subject has two parts?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?