What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Bears love exotic cars.