What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do trees keep as a pet?