Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the window need an aspirin?