Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How does a cow do math?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which family member has tusks?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?