Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do fleas travel?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?