How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which state is the cleanest?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How long do chickens work?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?