What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's the laziest vegetable?