Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?