What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What day is your mom always right?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?