What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?