What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do birds threaten one another?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?