Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is the smallest lion?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How are teens like cats?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call bears with no ears?