What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the goal post get angry?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?