What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?