Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?