Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the mime upset?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is the smallest lion?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?