Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What animal could Noah not trust?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?