Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you make a bandstand?