Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
