Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do pigs tell jokes?