Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What car can't keep a secret?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?