Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?