Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?