What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do you make antifreeze?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a sad latte?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?