What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?