What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?