What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A book just fell on my head.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?