What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the coolest country?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?