Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which fly makes films?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you get straight A's?