What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?