What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?