Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do you get straight A's?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?