Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are winter days great?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?