What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What are you studying in math?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?