Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which animal is the most religious?