Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What kind of computers do horses use?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a henway?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the echo get detention?