Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?